Currently Listening Dark Side Of The Moon By Pink Floyd Us us us us us.....and them them them them....and afterall, we're only ordinary men.... see related

Only about 20% of the time, do I feel like a nut..Unless you're talkin' a double nut!- Pam

Well, I had my first review at Marshall's and it went really well. I'm officially a customer service person who does the returns and layaways and shit, so that's cool. I feel as if I actually care about this job and I want to do everything correctly. With my other jobs, I would always try to take the easy way out. But no more! I haven't called in at all since I've worked there, I have only been late once and that was on the 4th of july, but it was only a mere five minutes. So it's cool. It's a cool bean. The coolest bean around.

We came over to my mother's today and we're having a grand ole time. I can't wait until Jeff and Coreen come back in August. I haven't seen them in a coon's age.

I've decided not to straighten my hair from now on. Well, until I get my hair done b/c my roots are in bad shape. I haven't dyed my hair in about 7 months now. Can you believe that shit? I'm flabbergasted just thinking about it. But anyway, I'm just letting my hair air dry so it's huge and curly. Once it gets longer, it'll look better. Fuck, why am I talking about my stupid hair? Ugh....cigarette time.

The other day while I was at work, I could have sworn I saw Missi Lowry, well, I guess now it's Missi Patterson, unless they've broken up or something. It wasn't her though. I couldn't tell if I was relieved or not b/c it's been so long since I've seen her, since her wedding I guess. Shit, I'm no good at keeping in contact with people. I think everyone knows that. And believe me, it's not b/c I don't like you anymore, it's just that I have a lot of shit going on and not a lot of time. I mean, we all could do better at keeping in touch, but we all have our own lives now. We should have known this was coming, but it still hurts like eight bitches in a bitch boat. (I first typed "boar"..hehe)

So how's everyone liking this fantastic weather we're having? Makes you just wanna run outside with pancakes and syrup stuck to your buttcheeks while hollering, "The british are coming! The british are coming!" Mmm...good ole Paul Revere...what a kidder.

Anyfart, I suppose I had better get off of this fancy box packed with technology and science. It's been real. Who says that? What, has it been fake for ya? Makes you wonder. Wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder...why.

-jes.

ps. I'm still here.

Currently Listening Hotel California By Eagles When I hear this song (almost everyday), I think of you. see related

"Give it a little buttcheek, baby!" -Pam

Well, I just got off work and guess what? I have two whole days off! Woot! Wonder what may lie ahead for those two days of wonder.

Work has actually been pretty fun as of late. My three favorite people are Darcy, Brandon and Delisa. They rock and they speak my 'language', as you might say. Well, shit, my mother is pestering me to get off here, so I must make my departure. So long, folks.

-jes.

Currently Listening The Girl from Ipanema By Astrud Gilberto see related

"If I were rich, I would fill my candy dishes with nothing but Poppycock." -Pam

Well, I lost a bunch of money gambling, but it was fun. And ever since then, I haven't gotten carded at all...makes me kind of sad in a way. Do I really look that old? Guess so.

I finally got a job, I don't know if I mentioned that in a previous post or not, but I work at Marshalls and oddly, I really like it. I work in the customer service part along with basic register stuff too. I've gotten to be really good at it, so that's cool. I've all ready gotten a paycheck b/c we get paid every week, so that rocks my butt.

I need to run a contest for naming our kitten. We've had him forever and we still don't have a name. I like Murray in remembrance of Murphy b/c he has the exact same blue eyes as her, except he's black like Buddy and not siamese. So what should I name him? I was also thinking of Busby or something 'black' like that. But who knows. Whoever comes up with the best name gets a really neat prize that might consist of an oven-mitt type item. Either that or a fresh kitten-dropping. But I'd take the former b/c he's had diarreha lately.

I think I've lost some weight lately b/c of working so much, so that also kicks boot. Oh hey, did anyone know that I love my mom? The verdict is in and it's true. I swear, I don't know what I would do without my mom. Life would be impossible.

All right, well, I have to go b/c Tuesday Night Book Club is on and I might miss it if I don't get my ass off here. Everyone have a lovely evening.

-jes.

Currently Reading Deepest Thoughts : So Deep They Squeak By Jack Handey see related

Happy Birthday to ME!

I'm finally 21 years of age. Woo. I'm goin' gamblin' tonight and getting really plastered...like most nights....but in public!

I'll write more about the goings on around here later. Wish me luck on winning a shitload of green.

-jes.

Currently Reading Bad Dreams (Fear Street) By R.L. Stine see related

Grease the pump!

I'm in Papillion Nebraska at the moment and we're hanging out with Coreen in their apartment, waiting on Jeff to get home from work. We're staying here until Monday morning, so that's kick ass. I'm having a great time, we're staying at a really nice hotel and it rocks my butt a little. Maybe a lot.

We still can't find Slurpee....did anyone know about that? Yeah, somehow our 3 1/2 ft. ball python got loose of his aquarium and we haven't seen him for about 2 weeks. Some might think, oh shit. But actually, I haven't lost any sleep over it. He won't bite....I hope.

Derrick might be getting a job in Omaha for a few months at the hotel we're staying at, they all ready had him fix the ice machine this morning! Crazy insane stuff going on here.

I finally got an interview on Wednesday at Marshalls. It's about time someone called me back. I've been searching for two weeks and it's been pure hell. My car has been overheating and it's been hotter than hell. And I've heard that hell is pretty damn hot this time of year.

Announcement!! Last night we went to Ameristar to see Jeff. While we were waiting, my mom and Derrick decided to gamble a bit while my dad and I sat around and did some people-watching. While doing so, I saw my first hooker. A HOOKER! And she was hookin'!! With a 5 foot asian! It was amazing, I wish I would have had a camera. But oh well, it's burned into my retinas.

All right, well, I'm going to go now, Jeff should be getting home anytime soon and I'm gettin' all excited. And I just can't hide it. By the way, he has lost so much weight that it took my breath away when I saw him last night. What a hottie! (for my brother anyway..)

Have a day.

-jes.